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This came through my email the other day and thought I would share.


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.


4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. Bad decisions make good stories.


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.


14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever...


15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mn it!), but   when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail.  What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Or did you call someone else and complain because I didn't answer your call?


16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not  seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.


17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my cell phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


18. My 4-yearold son asked me in the car the other day "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?


19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than a K.

"Yesterday is ashes, tomorrow is wood, only today does the fire burn brightly"

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Paul H

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Very funny stuff.


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